A bad virus came over the island of Juist this week. More than 80% of apprentices, trainers and flight instructors are infected! Nobody knows how this intercultural virus came.
Now the Jubi administration decided that nobody is allowed to leave the island. This is to prevent the spread of the virus getting to main land Germany and else where. The cause of the virus is not yet known, however some people have their own views on where it came from. Some people think it may have been started by the dodgy food made by the English. Others think it may have started in the smallest club in the world Giftbude on Saturday night. All these are just ideas that people have come up with. People suffering all week have been getting drugs from well known dealer Odilia G. She can be found in the corner of the Airbus Arms and sometimes she is last out of the Jubi restaurant, each time holding her bag with the stuff. These drugs numb the pain of the virus; however they can cause the patient to have hallucinations and can have similar effects to LSD a drug well known in the 70’s. Vietchy, one of Odilia`s patient’s said he found the room he was in turned upside-down and then began to rotate for some time.